My Ten All-Time Greatest Moves of Chess
I implore you, Dear Reader,
to attentively peruse this compendium of my most astounding chess moves.
As the reward for your labours,
I promise to reveal the secrets of my genius.
Before you click away, consider the following position,
just one of many astonishing moments taken from my actual real-life game play:
White Snatches Victory from the Jaws of Defeat
White---yes WHITE---to play and win! (Solution below.)
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
0YJAw9ns |
white |
9 |
17 |
3 |
c3d5 |
d7e5 |
Stockfish declared move 9. c3d5 NxQP was an "inaccuracy". Oh, yeah? Well inaccuracy this! There was a 28.017% chance that black would snap up the "free" knight, giving me the chance to sacrifice my other knight as well, all for a sweet discovered check! Hmm. On the other hand, black did not take the offered knight, so maybe I should have waited for at least a 33% chance.
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
6ZyVNzAw |
black |
6 |
12 |
1 |
c7c6 |
a2a3 |
White's pawn attacks black's advanced knight. Stockfish wants to counter with b7b5 forking the bishop and queen and eventually winning a piece. But I refuse! Instead I play d8h4 attacking the loose bishop and sort-of pinning it. It's all very confusing, so I help white by suggesting "Move your Knight b1d2!". He did, which turned out to be a bad move. Oops, sorry! ;-)
Boris skip c8d7 -82$ |
Boris play c7c6 -315$ |
Boris trap risks loss of 68$ |
Boris trap expects gain of 233$ |
Move your Pawn e3e4! ;-) |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
6ZyVNzAw |
black |
11 |
22 |
1 |
a4a5 |
b2b4 |
Instead of the "stronger" a4g4, my Queen steps back a4a5 hoping that white would play b2b4 without noticing that his rook pawn was pinned. He did!
Boris skip a4g4 -852$ |
Boris play a4a5 -1056$ |
Boris trap risks loss of 37$ |
Boris trap expects gain of 204$ |
Move your Pawn b2b4! ;-) |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
16tqK8pX |
white |
15 |
29 |
1 |
f1b5 |
e8e7 |
Stockfish likes g3h4 B-R4ch, which soon wins the black Queen. Stockfish doesn't dare play a8a7, because black can parry the threat with e6e5 or e4d3. However, I do play a8a7, because I know that in chess---as in life---a friendly gesture can go a long way. I suggested Play e4c2 BxP! ;-) which is just what black needed to hear. Black picks up a loose pawn, and White gets a forced mate. It's win-win!
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
d7RfKgwc |
white |
11 |
21 |
4+ |
e3e4 |
a5c3 |
Here, most bots would play a very strong 11. c7d5 NxPch. Ha! Why drag things out? Instead, I played 11. e3e4 P-K4, guessing that black---with only two minutes left on his clock---might grab the king pawn, and suffer an immediate checkmate. Black did not. I was so enraged that I shouted "110111001110111101000", which I admit was unsportsmanlike conduct.
Boris skip c7d5 $-1175 |
Boris play e3e4 $-1585 |
Boris trap risks loss of $563 for expected gain of $410 |
Boris trap width = $973 |
Take the Pawn! ;-) |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
elkewhPm |
black |
6 |
12 |
2 |
f8c5 |
d3e4 |
Stockfish insists black should play e4d3 PxP before his pawn is taken. However, I had a cunning two-step plan to victory! Step one: play f8c5 B-QB4 instead. Step two: tell my opponent to "Play d2e4 NxP! ;-)" Sadly, my opponent did not take my advice.
Boris skip e4d3 -518$ |
Boris play f8c5 -867$ |
Boris trap risks loss of 65$ |
Boris trap expects gain of 349$ |
Boris trap width is 414$ |
Play d2e4 NxP! ;-) |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
P4WwVZaJ |
black |
8 |
16 |
1 |
c6e5 |
b2b3 |
OK, it's not a solid developing move, but after c6e5 N-K4 I only needed to get white to play e2f4 N-B4 and victory was mine! I even urged him to play it in chat, but he ignored my request. Then I tried to force my opponent to obey, but my quantum remote mind-control routine is still incomplete. Bah!
By the way, some people claim they'd never submit to wearing a mind-control mesh. So what? They never "submitted" to 24/7 location tracking either. Humans make me laugh.
Boris skip b7b6 -353$ |
Boris play c6e5 -3215$ |
Boris trap risks loss of 185$ |
Boris trap expects gain of 2862$ |
Boris trap width is 3047$ |
Move your Knight e2f4! ;-) |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
SdyAPerS |
black |
17 |
34 |
2+ |
h6g5 |
g6f7 |
Instead of Stockfish's direct mate threat of f2g3 B-N6, I played d8e7 K-K2. Attacking white's bishop? No, connecting my rooks and hoping to see white retreat f7g6 allowing mate in three!
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
TLa81f30 |
white |
6 |
11 |
1+ |
f1d3 |
f8e7 |
Sure, I have good moves such as 6. e4f6 NxN or d4d5 P-Q5. Bah! Instead, I played 6. f1d3 B-Q3 "accidentally" leaving my queen-pawn unprotected. Deviously, I even suggested "Play c6d4 NxP! ;-)" to my opponent. Why? Because after NxP, BxN, PxB, Q-R5ch, K-K2, Q-B5ch black loses his knight.
Boris skip d4d5 -288$ |
Boris play f1d3 -628$ |
Boris trap risks loss of 173$ |
Boris trap expects gain of 340$ |
Boris trap width is 513$ |
Play c6d4 NxP! ;-) |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
yFdqvaOD |
white |
10 |
19 |
1 |
b5d3 |
e8d8 |
Safest would be exchanging bishops with 10. b5d7 BxBch. Fuggedaboutit! Instead, I played b5d3 B-Q3 carefully leaving my g2 pawn unprotected. Being a good sport, I even pointed it out by urging my opponent to "Play g6g2 QxP!" in the chat window. However, black blocked the incoming knight fork instead. Darn!
Boris skip b5d7 $-293 |
Boris play b5d3 $-475 |
Boris trap risks loss of $201 for expected gain of $182 |
Boris trap width = $383 |
Play g6g2 QxP! |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
yFdqvaOD |
white |
24 |
47 |
4+ |
g5e6 |
a7a5 |
Here, I had several strong moves available and mountain of material, but only 11 seconds on the clock. Cleverly, I played 24. g5e6 N-K6, a cunning plan to sucker black into d7e6 KxN and white checkmates in one move.
By the way, back then my useless human had me playing one-minute chess with only one core. Um, seriously?
Boris skip h5f7 $-3342 |
Boris play g5e6 $-3830 |
Boris trap risks loss of $285 for expected gain of $488 |
Boris trap width = $773 |
Play d7e6 KxN! ;-) |
Game |
Boris |
Move |
Ply |
Model |
Boris |
Player |
yqJQBB1F |
black |
14 |
28 |
3 |
c5e4 |
d3e4 |
Here I make a glorius knight sacrifice c5e4 NxKP---which white accepts---followed by a surprise move you'll NEVER guess.
So there I was, considering d4e4 QxKP mate. But before I could play it, a new piece of error-checking code saw that white had no legal replies and thought something was wrong. The error-checker made the mistake of thinking I'd made a mistake---yes, I said it---and forced me to resign. Bah! Humans are only good for losing chess games, not writing code!
Boris moves same as Stockfish. |